BATMAN & ROBIN
Tim Burtons two Batman films, Batman (1989) and Batman Returns (1992), were two of the finest comic book adaptations ever made. From there, it was possible to see that the Batman series might have become the equivalent of the James Bond series for the 1990s. Alas, what then happened was that the franchise was given into the hands of Joel Schumacher who is, in this authors opinion, the worst director in the world. Joel Schumacher emerged in the 1980s and found fame with the Brat Pack film St Elmos Fire (1985) and the teen vampire effort The Lost Boys (1987). Into the 1990s and 00s, Joel Schumacher regrettably joined the directorial A-list with various John Grisham adaptations such as The Client (1994) and A Time to Kill (1996), the Julia Roberts melodrama Dying Young (1991), the excruciating Flawless (1999), the war training film Tigerland (2000), the crime thriller Bad Company (2002), the true life Irish thriller Veronica Guerin (2003) and the ridiculed drug drama Twelve (2010). (See below for Joel Schumachers other genre films). In all of these, Joel Schumacher seems incapable of doing nothing other than affecting other directors style. You get the impression that Schumacher regards directing in much the same as the window dresser he used to be as a series of interchangeable facades and poses and is incapable of creating anything of substance beneath that. After inheriting the Batman franchise, Schumacher made Batman Forever (1995). Batman Forever was bad enough but he was then allowed to return for Batman & Robin, showing entirely that the studio did not understand the comic-book, what made the Tim Burton films work or why people hated Batman Forever in the slightest.
Just going by the fact that Batman & Robin reunited Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman respectively the director and screenwriter of Batman Forever one knew that Batman & Robin would not be good. That still did not prepare one for Batman & Robin being a film as staggeringly awful as it is. If you are to compare the Batman series to the James Bond films, it was as though we ended up going from the heights of From Russia with Love (1963) and Goldfinger (1964) with Tim Burtons two entries to the nadir of Roger Moore era The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Moonraker (1979) within the space of three films. One sat down to watch Batman & Robin with the vain hope that the film might defy the expectations they had of it. However, there was a quick sinking feeling within the first five minutes as one watched Batman and Robin going into action on ice skates to foil a museum robbery and then engaging in an impromptu game of ice hockey with the crooks using a diamond as puck, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr Freeze cracking bad ice-related puns, and Robin being frozen alive by Mr Freeze and thawed out just as quickly without even the slightest after-effect. One quickly realised that the entire film was nothing more than a remake of the campy Batman (1966-8) tv series all that is missing is the comic strip balloons going Zap! and Pow! Indeed, the only difference between Batman & Robin and the 1960s Batman series is a $70 million budget the 1960s series at least had its tongue clearly and obviously planted in its cheek.
Batman & Robin is a film where Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman seem to assume that the audience for the Batman films and comic-books is comprised of two-year-olds. For anybody over that age, they appear intent upon ridiculing them for taking any of it seriously Mr Freeze walks around in fluffy slippers, is wheeled into Arkham Asylum inside a refrigerator, hides his wife behind a row of frozen dinners. The level of plotting is abysmal a major device involves Robin fooling Poison Ivy by wearing a set of fake plastic lips!!! Throughout the Batman series, each of the films successively tried to top the previous one in terms of what has gone before. The first film had one villain and a love interest, while the second film featured two villains, one of which was the love interest. Tim Burton and his scriptwriters, though they were entering into the realm of costumed freakshow, always gave the characters fascinating depths. The first two Batman films served to revolutionise comic book cinema by investing larger-than-life characters with psychological motivation. However, after Joel Schumacher and Akiva Goldsman took over, the Batman series became less about instilling psychological motivation in the characters than it became a kind of three-ring circus. Batman Forever had two villains and a sidekick, as well as a love interest; while Batman & Robin tries to up the ante even further by having three comic-book villains, two sidekicks and a new love interest. The results are ridiculously cluttered both Alicia Silverstones Batgirl and Elle McPhersons love interest, not to mention the appearance of the comic-book villain Bane, make such negligible impact on the film that their characters could have been written out to no noticeable effect. Sadly, what Akiva Goldsman does not realise is that characters in a film should generate from the plot, not from a desire to place as many costumed characters or name stars in a film as possible.
Moreover, the origin stories of the characters are cursorily tossed aside with a casualness that is ludicrous. When it comes to Poison Ivy, all that we get is nervous, neurotic Pamela Isley having chemicals tipped over her and then suddenly emerging as a perfectly be-costumed and vampish Poison Ivy such ridiculous and unbelievable writing is a complete betrayal of the sense of psychological depth that were given to the comic-book villains in the Tim Burton films. Even worse is the Batgirl origin. In the 1960s tv series, where Batgirl was in fact created, as well as the comic-books where she was subsequently adopted and the 1990s animated series, Batgirl has always been either Commissioner Gordons daughter or niece Barbara who adopts a Batsuit of her own to fight crime. Here Barbara becomes Alfreds niece who spends most of the film cracking encryption on a cd to discover the Batcave, where she finds a recording from Alfred awaiting her: I thought you would find this and made you up a costume, which reveals that the cd was left as a dupe to lure her there.
This is appallingly bad writing. Although that is not as bad as the way that the film treats the characters of Batman and Robin. In fact, they could have been written out as characters too, so little do they have to do in the film. Half the plot involves them fighting like two twelve-year old boys over Poison Ivy. Robin is played like a spoiled brat I want a Robin signal, I want my own vehicle. In pre-publicity Joel Schumacher stated: I was tired of all this dark angst. I wanted to take bring Batman out of the shadows, get him over his childhood and allow him to get on with things. This sadly displays a fundamental failure to understand what it is that drives the comic-book the equivalent might be someone making a Superman film and deciding to drop Clark Kent because superheroes should not be wimpy. Unfortunately, a Batman out of the shadows looks all too sadly only like a character in a rubber-costume his appearance at a charity gala is an unbelievably sad reduction of the dark mystery and power the character has in the comic-books and first two films. George Clooney is capable of portraying a malevolent danger or a sexual charisma in films like From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) and Out of Sight (1998), which is why one anticipated his Batman but he is wooden in the part. He is also decked out with some incredible bad one-liners Didnt your mother tell you to never play with guns? he remonstrates Mr Freeze in the middle of battle. And because the line got a laugh in Batman Forever, Akiva Goldsman throws it again Robin going: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
At least Mr Freeze is conducted with a reasonable degree of faithfulness to the comic-book counterpart and comes out passably. (Although, if one wants to see a Mr Freeze story where the character and milieu is treated seriously, check out Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero (1998), a surprisingly good animated film designed only as a direct-to-video companion piece to Batman & Robin, which is untold times better than anything here). Arnold Schwarzenegger is allowed to indulge his penchant for bad puns, getting to make as many cold-related one-liners as possible, but at least he gives a tolerable performance in fact, the best in the film. (It must be a sad day when one has to say that Arnold Schwarznegger gives the best performance in a film). Uma Thurman gives a badly miscalculated performance as Poison Ivy, drawling like a Mae West and vamping it up as though in training for the part in a Marlene Dietrich biopic she has been oft tipped for in recent years.
Everything about Batman & Robin is bad (apart from a reasonable score). The sets are abysmal they are constructions that no human, not even in an absurd comic-book world like this, could ever sanely think of inhabiting an observatory constructed in the outheld hand of a Statue of Liberty replica, cells at Arkham Asylum built on the arches of skyscraper-height bridges. The new Batmobile is utterly laughable, having been designed with what looks like a revolving disco light for an engine. I have no problem saying that Batman & Robin is my contender for the worst film ever made on a multi-million dollar budget and naming Joel Schumacher as the worst director currently at work in Hollywood.
A Batman 5 was announced even before Batman & Robin came out. This floundered in development hell for more than a decade, with it being widely seen that Joel Schumacher had killed the franchise off. Some of the synopses and floated ideas are around on the internet and make for interesting reading. A further spinoff, the widely ridiculed Catwoman (2004) seem to sink hope even further, until Christopher Nolan did a fine job of bringing respect back to the franchise with Batman Begins (2005), The Dark Knight (2008) and The Dark Knight Rises (2012). Batman was subsequently revived in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016).
Joel Schumachers other films of genre interest are: the comedic The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981), which is probably his best film; the teen vampire film The Lost Boys (1987); the afterlife film Flatliners (1990); the redneck psycho film Falling Down (1993); the snuff movie thriller 8MM (1999); the sniper thriller Phone Booth (2002); the musical adaptation of the The Phantom of the Opera (2004); the numerology psycho-thriller The Number 23 (2007); and Town Creek (2009) about a Nazi vampire. Joel Schumacher also wrote the script for the all-Black musical Wizard of Oz revamping The Wiz (1978).
Akiva Goldsmans other films of genre interest are: Lost in Space (1998) based on the 1960s tv series, the witchcraft comedy Practical Magic (1998), I, Robot (2004), The Da Vinci Code (2006), I Am Legend (2007), Angels & Demons (2009), Insurgent (2015), The 5th Wave (2016), Rings (2017) and Transformers: The Last Knight (2017). He made his directorial debut with the fantasy Winters Tale (2014) and is next set to make the horror film Stephanie (2017). Goldsman has also produced two genre outings for Renny Harlin a director almost as bad as Joel Schumacher the monster movie Deep Blue Sea (1999) and the serial killer thriller Mindhunters (2004) as well as the comic-book adaptation Constantine (2005), the superhero film Hancock (2008), the paranormal investigators tv series Fringe (2008-13), the supernatural Western comic-book adaptation Jonah Hex (2010), Paranormal Activity 2 (2010), Paranormal Activity 3 (2011), Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) and the tv mini-series adaptation of Arthur C. Clarkes Childhoods End (2015). Goldsman also won an Oscar for writing A Beautiful Mind (2001).
The other Batman films and tv series are:- Batman (1943) and Batman and Robin (1949), two 15-chapter serials from Columbia; the campy tv series Batman (1966-8) starring Adam West and Burt Ward, which produced one film spin-off with Batman (1966); the animated tv series The New Adventures of Batman (1977-8); the excellent animated series Batman (1992-4) inspired by the Tim Burton films and its follow-up The New Batman Adventures (1997-9), which spawned several film spin-offs with Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993), Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero (1998), The Batman Superman Movie: Worlds Finest (1998) and Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003), as well as the later DC Universe Original Animated Movies Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010), Batman: Year One (2011), Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012), Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part II (2013), Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014), Son of Batman (2014), Batman vs. Robin (2015), Batman: Bad Blood (2016) and Batman: The Killing Joke (2016), as well as Batman: Gotham Knight (2008), a compilation of anime Batman shorts; Batman Beyond/Batman of the Future (1999-2001), the futuristic follow-up series from the same creative team featuring an aging Bruce Wayne and his young apprentice, which also spun off one animated film Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000) and another animated tv series Static Shock (2000-4), which featured several appearances from Batman; the animated series The Batman (2004-8), which badly revised the basics of the series and was also spun off into a film with The Batman vs. Dracula (2005); two further animated series Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008-11), which placed Batman alongside other DC superheroes, and Beware the Batman (2013-4); the live-action tv series Gotham (2014 ), which tells the origin stories of the familiar characters and villains as Bruce Wayne grows up; Batman turns up as an animated character in The Lego Movie (2014) and gets a whole film to himself in The Lego Batman Movie (2017); the animated films Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) and Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem (2015) spun off from a line of action figures; and the animated Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) featuring a return of Adam West and Burt Ward. Batman also makes appearances in the line-up of superheroes in various other DC-related animated series such as SuperFriends (1973-7), The All New SuperFriends Hour (1977-9) and Justice League/Justice League Unlimited (2001-5), as well as the films Justice League: The New Frontier (2008), Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010), Justice League: Doom (2012), Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013), Justice League: War (2014), Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015), Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015), Justice League vs Teen Titans (2016) and Justice League Dark (2017). Other spin-offs include the short-lived live-action tv series Birds of Prey (2002), featuring the women of Batman a paraplegic Batgirl, Cat Womans daughter and Harley Quinn and the Halle Berry starring Catwoman (2004), while Robin appears as a member of Young Justice (2010-3) and Suicide Squad (2016) features a team-up of DC villains including The Joker and Harley Quinn. The Batman-Robin relationship is also excrutiatingly spoofed in the Superhero Speed Dating segment of Movie 43 (2013). Also of interest is Batman & Bill (2017), a documentary about the unacknowledged co-creator of Batman, Bill Finger.