Highlander II: The Quickening may make some record for the sequel that makes the least sense whatsoever in relation to its predecessor. Wild continuity gaffes abound – we learn that McLeod and Ramirez were exiled from Zeist five hundred years ago, yet the first film had the two entirely ignorant of their origin and Ramirez claiming to be a 2000-year-old Egyptian. There is no explanation of how, if McLeod and Ramirez were alien exiles, all the other Immortals we saw in the first film managed to get to Earth and why they were divided into two camps fighting over The Prize. The first film left Conner McLeod with The Prize, which meant that he could listen to and influence every mind on Earth for good, but this is something that appears to have been forgotten about (as it was in the other four sequels and the two tv series – although, unlike the others, this does at least follow continuity in having Christopher Lambert mortal as he became at the end of Highlander). Then of course there is the part that asks us to believe that an alien race has names like Conner McLeod and Juan Ramirez. When it ever seems to run in danger of actually having to explain something, the script slips in the first film’s advertising byline “It’s a kind of magic” as a blanket explanation.

Highlander II: The Quickening’s greatest failing however is director Russell Mulcahy’s customary penchant for broadly unrestrained humour. The vein of the film is clearly established in a scene that has an alien landing on Earth and quipping “This sure ain’t Kansas anymore” – Dorothy’s first line upon arriving in Oz. Most of the cast go at it with a shrieking over-the-top excess that makes tv’s Batman (1966-8) look like a model of restraint. Sean Connery plays entirely with his tongue in his cheek – it is probably the slightest and the worst performance he has ever given – one is certain that his eye was on the paycheque and he has no idea of what he is meant to be saying. John C. McGinley, all peals of shrieking laughter and OTT braggadocio, is awful. But the worst performance comes from Michael Ironside. From Scanners (1981) to the tv series V (1983-4) to Total Recall (1990), Ironside likes to give cold, tight-lipped and brutal performances and some people actually think all the inexpressiveness actually means he is a great actor. But this piece of posturing camp is so utterly silly it goes beyond description – it is probably one of the worst performances ever committed to film.

In 1994, Russell Mulcahy released a re-edited version of the film entitled Highlander II: The Renegade Version (although called simply Highlander II on the credits). Here Mulcahy has attempted to go back and patch up the disaster. All references to the planet Zeist have been eliminated (sometimes clumsily in mid-sentence). Instead, the Zeist scenes are labelled ‘A Very Long Time Ago’ and McLeod and Ramirez’s exile to Earth becomes their exile into the future, while new footage shows them being exiled into the life of combat for The Prize. There are 18 minutes of new scenes, mostly between Christopher Lambert and Virginia Madsen, which give greater strength to the middle of the film. We also see Conner McLeod’s reasons for building The Shield in a moving scene where he visits his wife dying of melanoma in a wardful of radiation victims. All of this certainly makes for a better and more coherent film, although the editorial surgery never raises it to more than a mediocre film. Alas, Russell Mulcahy does not see that Highlander II’s problems are far more wide-ranging than simply coherence and continuity to the first film. The new version doesn’t do anything like try and curtail Michael Ironside’s atrociously over-the-top performance, nor the fact that Sean Connery’s presence is superfluous. And in the end none of this escapes the fact that the film was a bad miscalculation. The fact that such reconstruction is needed is surely glaring evidence that nobody involved in the original had any idea of what they were doing in the first place.

The other Highlander entries are:– Highlander III: The Sorcerer/Highlander III: The Final Dimension/Highlander III: The Magician (1994), Highlander: Endgame (2000), which unites the film and the first tv series, and Highlander: The Source (2007), as well as the anime film Highlander: The Search for Vengeance (2007). The tv series’ were Highlander (1992-97), which featured Adrian Paul as Lambert’s descendant; Highlander: The Animated Series (1994), a near-incoherent cartoon version set in a post-holocaust world; and Highlander: The Raven (1998), which featured Elizabeth Gracen as an Immortal thief. A remake of the original has also been announced for 2012.