JOHN DIES AT THE END
Coscarelli bases John Dies at the End on a novel by David Wong (the same name as the hero of the story). Like the films shifting perceptions of reality, John Dies at the End is anything except a regular novel. The creation of Jason Pargin, who subsequently became the editor of Cracked.com, it started out as an annual Halloween story that Pargin would publish on his previous website Pointlesswasteoftime.com. Pargin subsequently edited the stories together and published them in book form as John Dies at the End (2007), where he took the pseudonym of David Wong. Wong/Pargin has subsequently released a second John Dies at the End novel with This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (2012). Don Coscarelli became a fan of the book and obtained the rights, producing this film version that debuted at the 2012 Sundance Festival.
John Dies at the End hits a wilfully mind-bending tone right from the first scene where Chase Williamson talks about having to deal with a zombie and drifts off into an existential meditation on whether an axe where he has replaced the handle can still be regarded as the same axe. As the main body of the story opens, Chase Williamson sits down in a diner to tell journalist Paul Giamatti his story where he introduces himself as David Wong and, when Giamatti questions that he is not Chinese, explains, I chose that name to make it harder for people to find me. This begins the films run of bizarre stories Williamson is in called by best friend Rob Mayes to help a girl who claims her boyfriend has become a zombie, only for them to become aware that she is not what she appears to be and is actually a tentacular demon. In the cellar, they encounter an entity that has returned to life by transforming all of the meat in the deep freeze into a body, including taking a frozen chicken as its head. It wants to settle scores with celebrity psychic Clancy Brown, whereupon Williamson calls Brown up on the cellphone, hands the phone over to the meat monster where Brown mutters an incantation down the other end that causes it to collapse.
The films plot is a giant shaggy dog story. It is episodic but then so was the original novel (even if Don Coscarellis adaptation curtails some of the stories). There is an encounter with a Jamaican drug dealer named Robert Marley who provides the Soy Sauce that informs much of the plot, something that allows the user to gain incredible knowledge, even transport beyond the realms of the here and now, including at one point letting Chase Williamson travel back in time and affect the manufacturing of the bullet that is about to be fired at him so that it falls harmlessly. There is a mind-spinning scene where David is taken to a police station, John calls up, telling him to just walk out, David protests that a cop is watching him and John asks him to be sure whereupon David realises that there is no cop when he looks in the mirror, the cop being then attacks him and its mustache tears itself off and flies around the room like a butterfly, trying to attach itself to David. At other points, Williamson has conversations with John (who though he may not die at the end is variously dead and alive throughout the film) who, in a gag borrowed from Lost Highway (1997), at one point calls David up on the phone from the future as the other John stands opposite him. There are casually tossed off lines of dialogue like where David receives calls from the undead John who wants to know when he is calling: Oh wait, we must be going to the mall because Freds still alive. Upon realising that his cellphone is broken and that Johns voice advising him on things about to happen is in his head, David continues on having a conversation using a bratwurst sandwich as a telephone. In one of the most hilarious gags, the dog suddenly develops the ability to talk and becomes the cavalry that saves the day by driving the car to the rescue. Later the heroes are co-opted into entering an alternate world to fight off the demon Korrok and learn a potted account of the worlds historical divergence, which involved genetic experiments and the creation of animal-human hybrids, wherein we get sepia toned film footage of the Wright Brothers taking to the air with a plane that is a hybrid flying pig.
Your head stretches trying to pigeonhole John Dies at the End. The film seem to fall somewhere between the reality-bending of Donnie Darko (2001) and a slacker version of a supernatural investigators show like Supernatural (2005 ) crossed with the trippy esotericism of Marvel Comics Dr Strange. When the film introduces the Soy Sauce and all manner of mind-expanding mental powers and abilities of perception, you feel like it has become a stoner version of Limitless (2011) if maybe Limitless had been the druggie film that it seemed too caught up in its pretensions to be. You could also compare John Dies at the End to any number of stoner comedies it suggests maybe a Harold and Kumar Go H.P. Lovecraft, or perhaps something akin to the surreal happenings of Dude, Wheres My Car? (2000), even if both of those exist at opposite poles of the spectrum in terms of the sophistication of their wit. Maybe a stoner comedy that had suddenly gotten tangled up in some of William S. Burroughs more trippily paranoid novels like The Soft Machine (1961), Nova Express (1965) and The Ticket That Exploded (1967).
John Dies at the End is a completely mad film and all the funnier for it. Its tone is that of a constant mellow hash haze where the zaniest mind-expanding concepts are delivered with nonchalant cool. Don Coscarelli has condensed David Wongs novel to a trippily amusing series of shaggy dog incidents that turn with sublime wit. It is the mind-expanding wackiness of the plot where Don Coscarelli is having a ball screwing with what we think we are seeing or throwing in things that have an amusing habit of travelling off on a long curve ball and coming back to hit you when you least expect that makes the film. The result is surely the best mind-expanding fun it is possible to have without the use of illegal substances.