THE LOST EMPIRE
In a typically Wynorski move, the opening shot of The Lost Empire is an iris-out from a womans ample cleavage. He has you completely won over within the first couple of scenes. Police are in the midst of a hostage scene outside a school, the mysterious Inspector Wolfe turns up on a motorcycle all dressed in black leather, their face covered by a motorcycle helmet, before bursting into the school corridors on the bike, shooting the terrorists and delivering the line If youre going to come to school, punk, you better learn to count, and taking off their helmet to reveal that it is a woman (Melanie Vincz) beneath as she shakes loose a gorgeous flow of platinum blonde hair. The entire film exists in an absurdly improbable realm one where it is perfectly normal for police detective Melanie Vincz to go to work in a slinky silver bodysuit with plunging neckline that reveals her (naturally) ample cleavage.
The Lost Empire was made in the era of Charlies Angels (1977-81) indeed, where another action film would usually just give us one girl going to join the fight, the set-up has been contorted in order to have three girls to go into action. (Moreover, Wynorski takes it further than Charlies Angels and gets all of them unclothed at various points). Wynorski launches with relish into the idea of the three girls getting kickass. In one preposterously entertaining scene, we visit a prison and witness a catfight in the yard that involves 1970s exploitation actress Angelique Pettyjohn in black leather bondage gear and wielding a bullwhip against opponent Angela Aames, which naturally also manages to turn into a mud wrestling fight and end up with a bystander rendered topless. You get the feeling the three girls have been cast based on their bra size rather than acting talent, nevertheless what they lack in ability they amply compensate for in their enthusiasm. If nothing else, they give the impression they are having an enormous amount of fun on the set.
Surprisingly, in his first film, Jim Wynorski has made one of his best. (His later films seem tinged with far too much of a knowing cynicism). The mix of elements gratuitous T&A, B-budget action/martial arts, mad scientists, prison yard scenes and girl-on-girl catfights, even an ape running around adds up to a good deal of cheesily ridiculous fun that frequently flies on in the face of budgetary shortcomings. The villain of the piece seems to have been modelled on the classic Asian super-villains of the 1930s and 40s as embodied by Fu Manchu and invariably gets to wield a raygun against one of the heroines who is tied-up at the climax not to mention goes out with a cry of I shall return, which was always the last line of the Christopher Lee Fu Manchu films of the 1960s (which here is amusingly followed by Melanie Vinczs drawl Is that right?).
The actual plot holding everything together is fairly slim. The girlfight on the island is essentially a ripoff from the Bruce Lee classic Enter the Dragon (1974) but is never one that Wynorski much engages in. Mostly we see the girls training in various scenarios but he places surprisingly little into the scenes of them fighting one another, while the need for them to enter the competition in teams of three is of no relevance once they arrive there. One surprise is that the same idea was essentially ripped off a couple of decades later by the videogame adaptation DOA: Dead or Alive (2006).
The films promised fantasy content however is slight. The video poster gives the idea of a Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)-type adventure. The title The Lost Empire is never explained. Certainly, the island location comes nowhere near an empire and is easily accessed by plane flight, making it hardly somewhere that could be considered lost. One presumes that this has something to do with the Lemurians that are mentioned in the title scrawl and precisely once else throughout. The mystery jewel is said to come from Lemuria but is nothing more than a magical McGuffin that does extremely little throughout.
Jim Wynorskis other genre films are:- Chopping Mall (1986), Deathstalker II (1987), Not Of This Earth (1988), The Return of Swamp Thing (1989), Transylvania Twist (1989), The Haunting of Morella (1990), Sorority House Massacre II (1990), Sorority House Massacre 3/Hard to Die/Tower of Terror (1990), Scream Queen Hot Tub Party (1991), Munchie (1992), 976-Evil II (1992), Ghoulies IV (1993), Dinosaur Island (1994), Munchie Strikes Back (1994), Sorceress (1995), The Wasp Woman (1995), Vampirella (1996), The Pandora Project (1998), Storm Trooper (1998), The Bare Wench Project (1999), Desert Thunder (1999), Crash Point Zero/Extreme Limits (2000), Raptor (2001), Thy Neighbors Wife/Poison (2001), Gale Force (2002), Project Viper (2002), Cheerleader Massacre (2003), More Mercy (2003), The Curse of the Komodo (2004), Gargoyle (2004), The Thing Below (2004), Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (2005), Komodo vs Cobra (2005), Sub Zero (2005), The Witches of Breastwick (2005), The Witches of Breastwick 2 (2005), A.I. Assault/Shockwave (2006), Cry of the Winged Serpent (2006), Bone Eater (2007), The Breastford Wives (2007), House on Hooter Hill (2007), Cleavegefield (2009), Fire From Below (2009), Vampire in Vegas (2009), Monster Cruise (2010), Dinocroc vs Supergator (2010), The Hills Have Thighs (2010), Camel Spiders (2011), Gila (2012), Piranhaconda (2012), Hypnotika (2013), Scared Topless (2013), Sexually Bugged (2014), Shark Babes (2014), Water Wars (2014), Scared Topless (2015), A Doggone Christmas (2016), Nessie & Me (2016), Nessie & Me (2016), Sharkansas Womens Prison Massacre (2016), Cobragator (2017) and Nessie & Me (2017).