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Land of the Minotaur is a shoddily made effort on all counts. The film takes place at a snails pace and director Costas Carayiannis seems to lack any ability to generate even the most rudimentary suspense or shocks. The dialogue is incredibly dull and so flatly inflected by most of the cast that there seems like enough room left between each line to run a Top 40 song. Theres an uncustomarily bad score by cult ambient electronicist/musician Brian Eno of all people, which sounds like industrial machinery starting up alongside a hive a bees buzzing in the background. Donald Pleasence with his on-again, off-again brogue and ramblings about the Devil make one wonder what planet he hailed his performance in from. Aside from Peter Cushing who maintains a level of minimal professionalism, the rest of the cast give bad performances. And finally Land of the Minotaur fails even as occult nonsense for all its use of the Minotaur, there is no use made of it in its original mythological sense. In Greek mythology, the Minotaur was born half bull and half human. King Minos built the Labyrinth to house it, where it was famously encountered by Theseus. Youths were reportedly sacrificed to The Minotaur in The Labyrinth, but for all that the creature represents in the film, it has no more function than a devil icon on an altar of Satanists and the film could be about a cult of Donald Duck worshippers for all the difference it makes. There is nothing that ever happens throughout that does not feel like every single idea in the film has been appropriated from somewhere else the sole novelty of the film is the Greek setting and the use of the Minotaur in lieu of the usual occult/devil worshipping activities that went on in these films. The rest is just nonsensical claptrap.
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