SANTA CLAUS VS. THE ZOMBIES
There is a smaller number of anti-Christmas films. You could look to the scabrous Bad Santa (2003) or Henry Selicks sweetly charming Gothic masterpiece The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) and the bizarre Finnish Rare Exports (2010) about the uncovery of a Santa Claus monster. In particular around the 1980s, there was a spate of Christmas-themed slasher films with the likes of To All a Good Night (1980), Christmas Evil/You Better Watch Out (1980) and Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) and modern variants such as Black Christmas (2006), Santas Slay (2006), Silent Night (2012) and All Through the House (2015).
The title Santa Claus vs. the Zombies gets your attention. It feels like another sarcastic anti-Christmas film in the same vein as the abovementioned. Not to mention that it is jumping aboard the trend of gonzo zombie films that have emerged in the latter half of the 2000s with the likes of Zombie Beach Party (2003), Dorm of the Dead (2006), Fido (2006), Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006), Zombie Cheerleader Camp (2007), Zombie Strippers! (2008), Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2009), Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009), Romeo and Juliet vs the Living Dead (2009), Stag Night of the Dead (2009), Big Tits Zombie (2010), Bong of the Dead (2011), Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012), Cockneys vs Zombies (2012), Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014), Zombeavers (2014), Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016), all of which seemed intended to throw zombies together with the wackiest collusions possible.
The very concept Santa Claus vs. the Zombies comes bubbling with possibilities. You have the vague hope that the film might hit the absurdly entertaining stride of something like the great Harlan Ellison short story Santa Claus vs S.P.I.D.E.R. (1968) wherein Santa was a government agent fighting an international spy organisation. Unfortunately, the film collapses down into extremely bad movie stakes within a very short space of time. One supposes this is kind of inevitable when the film has Santa Claus Conquers the Martians playing on tv in the background in the middle of the film usually filmmakers include their favourites when they quote other films and doing so gives you the impression that this film has set its ambitions rather low.
The film has been shot with production values and acting that almost completely resembles an amateur film. In the opening few scenes alone, amid the forced artificial bonhomie of the family get together, Russ Croleys performance as the father-in-law hits some excruciatingly shrill bad acting notes. There is the utter laughable bizarreness of the subsequent scenes where Santa (Billy W. Blackwell) and his two elves sit around the living room and come to the realisation that they arent actors but are the real Santa and elves and that they have somehow forgotten who they are.
Santa Claus vs. the Zombies is one of the great exploitation titles of all time. It comes with a promise that could have made for a great B movie Troma could have had a field day with the possibilities. Perhaps the biggest disappointment is that the film does almost nothing with the concept. You expected the film, even if it had little sophistication, to have something like Santa wielding a shotgun, drenched in gore, blowing away hordes of zombies and he and the elves flying around on the slay saving humanity. Alas, Santa and the elves spend most of the running time sitting on the familys living room couch ... well, doing not much at all. Most of the action seems to concern The President trying to arrange the rescue of Santa as a national morale booster. Indeed, during the latter half of the film, Santa and the family are largely forgotten about and the film centres around The President and his cabinet trying to get a grasp on the situation and facing a coup from a warmongering general. You have to deal with the painfulness of scenes like where the Presidents daughter sits on his lap during a Cabinet meeting and throws a tantrum demanding that she get her own pet zombie.
The film seems only fitfully interested in the horror aspect. We get a few siege scenes as the zombies try to batter into the house at the start. After that, apart from some very sporadic zombie attacks through the rest of the film, there is almost nothing until the climactic scenes. What stands out about these is the utter amateurism of the fight scenes and zombie attacks, which feel like they have been staged by high-school kids (well actually kids would surely do so with more enthusiasm than this). The film is almost entirely goreless and the makeup effects on the zombies look utterly unconvincing.
George Bonilla is a Kentucky based filmmaker who has made a number of other low-budget horror films with the likes of Zombie Planet (2004), Dance with a Vampire (2006), The Edison Death Machine (2006), Zombie Planet 2: Adams Revenge (2006), Monstrosity (2007), Hell-ophone (2008) and Bunker of Blood (2011).
(Winner in this sites Worst Films of 2010 list).