THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Needless to say, the idea of a big-budget remake of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre was not greeted with a great deal of enthusiasm by fans either. The name of Michael Bay was announced as director at one point (and he has a co-producer role on the finished film). The prospect of a Michael Bay-directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre caused expectations to sink. [This author has no reservation about naming Michael Bay as one of the worst directors in the world all his films, which include the likes of The Rock (1996), Armageddon (1998), Pearl Harbor (2001), The Island (2005) and Transformers (2007) are loud, noisy action bombast, conducted without the slightest concept of subtlety]. However, in one of the most astute creative decisions he ever made, Bay turned the direction of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre over to then unknown music video director Marcus Nispel.
It is a very different Texas Chainsaw Massacre that we now have. As both Elvis and the Rolling Stones found out, one generations outrage turns into the next generations conservative establishment. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 74 was an independent tax-shelter financed production that shocked audiences with its rawness and brutality; thirty years later and it has become just another recognizable title that is being excavated because of its brand name familiarity. There seems a crucial misunderstanding here in the way the film has been revived. The effectiveness of the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre was its brutal in-the-face assault upon an audience and its shocking eschewal of horror convention; the prospect of a studio-financed remake where its rawness comes filtered through reasonably budgeted polish, with familiar actors playing the parts and MPAA censorship approval seemed dismal.
I sat down to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 with critical knives poised to hack into its wholly unnecessary presence. What I least expected was that it was halfway watchable and by no means bad. In fact, it surprises one to hear themself say it, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 is a model of how all remakes should be conducted. Scott Kosars screenplay treads the same path as the original but throws in enough variations on expectation that one ends up being caught offguard. Kosar evens out and strengthens many elements from the original we learn why Leatherface is driven to hide his face behind a mask (in one remarkable image, we even see him sewing the mask together using an antique treadle sewing machine); Kosar dispenses with the flimsy reason of visiting the family home that has the group crossing the Texas backwaters here they are returning from Mexico with two pounds of weed.
The remake also maintains the fiction that the original has been was based on a true story the poster bears the legend Inspired by a True Story while the end credits inform us this motion picture was inspired by actual events, whereas in fact the true life story of Ed Gein that inspired the original film is so slim in terms of connection that the film might be better off crediting Norman Bates as a source of inspiration.
Scott Kosar does change the nature of the cannibal family and gives us a number of other characters around the edge of the film Terrence Evans as a flinty paraplegic in a wheelchair; Marietta Marich as an unsettling general store proprietor who may or may not be selling human meat; David Dorfman as a feral wild child; an extremely overweight mother (Kathy Lamkin) who lives in a trailer in the woods and looks like she has just stepped out of Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993); and the intriguingly named Heather Kafka as Lamkins frail, neurasthenic, clearly in-bred daughter. The most noticeable change is the replacement of Jim Siedows Cook with a very sinister sheriff played by R. Lee Ermey.
If Texas Chain Saw Massacre 74 offered a vision of Texas where the backroads of the state seemed to be lurking with psychopathic hicks, then Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 blows that up to a hyper-realized extent after watching the film, you might not be mistaken in believing that the entire state of Texas was inhabited by in-breds, trailer park trash, grotesquely overweight people and that all law enforcement there was corrupt and evil. In the latter regard, R. Lee Ermeys sheriff has been ludicrously made up to the point that he looks almost Cro-Magnon and Ermey given his head and allowed to give an astonishingly over-the-top performance his character is allowed to dominate the film so much that he even overshadows Leatherface. Robert Burns memorable charnel house set dressings from the original have also been disappointingly cleaned up.
The characters of the victims have also been changed from the original eliminated entirely has been the character of Paul Partains crippled brother Franklin. As the lead victim, Jessica Biel gives a strong and intelligent performance much better than Marilyn Burns in the original, even if Biel does not do much more in the film than run around screaming. Certainly, Erin is far less of a victim than Marilyn Burnss Sally Hardesty was in the original. This is particularly noticeable when it comes to the climax, which Marcus Nispel and Scott Kosar fumble somewhat, allowing Jessica Biel to make a much more traditionally upbeat getaway. This is much weaker in comparison to the original, which had a traumatized Marilyn Burns getting away by the skin of her teeth with a passing truck driver while Leatherface stood on the side of the highway mutely waving a chainsaw in frustration. Making Erin/Sally into a much more empowered heroine fails to leave audiences going out so traumatized and waters down the effectiveness of the nightmare.
The most unique twist on the original that the remake offers is the opening where Edwin Neals hitcher has been replaced by Lauren Germans shell-shocked escapee. The sex change gives the film a unique frisson of the unexpected one that much more neatly ties the hitcher to the events to come she is someone who has escaped and their venture into the house of horrors is simply their attempting to report the crime to the sheriff. Marcus Nispel puts a jolting twist on the hitcher scene where in the original Edwin Neal simply went crazy in the back of the van, set a fire and stabbed Paul Partain, Nispel has Lauren Germans hitcher pull a gun (which she improbably seems to have hidden somewhere in her mini-skirt), put it in her mouth and pull the trigger. It is a scene that immediately jolts anyone familiar with the original out of expectation. Nispel ends the scene by staging a wonderfully showoffy shot that pulls back through the bullet hole in her head and then the shattered glass hole in the window behind her as the van departs down the road. It immediately announces that Marcus Nispel is making a film worth sitting up and paying attention to.
In an era where horror has become taken over by the watered-down concept of the teen horror film Urban Legend (1998), Final Destination (2000), Valentine (2001) et al The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is noteworthy as one film that gets down and delivers the gory goods. You can almost guarantee that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was pitched to its studio as a teen horror film and cast with moderately known up-and-coming young faces Jessica Biel from Seventh Heaven (1996-2007), Eric Balfour, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerhsen. One irksome aspect of this new version is that the teenagers are simply modern teenagers the girls dress in modern hipster jeans, which belies the supposed 1973 setting that the film claims. In fact, there is very little in the film that ever gives the impression it is taking place in 1973, not 2003.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is noticeable in comparison to some of the toothless other horror films that came out the same time as being one horror film that does deliver the goods. You could compare The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to one other film that came out in wide distribution in 2003, Eli Roths Cabin Fever (2002), which seemed to be making a return to 1980s horror cinema and delivered the gory goods. What is most noticeable in comparison is how in Cabin Fever Eli Roth became distracted and bogged down in making Sam Raimi in-jokes. What is refreshing about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is how it refuses to get caught up in the post-Scream (1996) tedium of endlessly quoting from other horror films from the past. Indeed, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre should be welcomed for the complete lack of a single teenager who sits around comparing their situation to what someone in a horror film would do.
It is unlikely that this Texas Chainsaw Massacre is ever going to send grown audiences screaming from the theatre white-faced and ashen or even be banned in a host of countries internationally. This Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a film that noticeably lacks the rough edges, the LSD-trip-without-the-acid quality of the original and toes the MPAA line the whole way. Perhaps financing of the film has dictated that it be cast with recognizable up-and-coming young faces, although Marcus Nispel does throw a few jolts on expectation here in that it is not the most recognizable faces that end up surviving. This Texas Chainsaw Massacre is certainly far more unstintingly gory than the original, where Tobe Hooper never showed any blood at all. Here we get to see legs and arms cut off with chainsaws and Nispel has extended the scene where one character gets impaled on a meathook, he now having them attempting to drag themselves free. The scene where Leatherface suddenly appears from behind a door and bangs one character over the head with a sledgehammer still holds an unexpected jolt. Nispel also borrows from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 the image of Leatherface sewing on the heroines boyfriends face. The background of the sets is always offering up an array of perpetually grisly imagery racks of severed fingers, jars of eyeballs.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was followed by an also worthwhile, albeit gore-drenched, prequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006). Texas Chainsaw (2013) was a further sequel to the original 1974 film.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was perhaps notable for triggering off a spate of remakes of 1970s horror films, which also included the likes of Toolbox Murders (2003), Willard (2003), Dawn of the Dead (2004), The Amityville Horror (2005), Assault on Precinct 13 (2005), The Fog (2005), Black Christmas (2006), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), The Omen (2006), Sisters (2006), When a Stranger Calls (2006), The Wicker Man (2006), Halloween (2007), The Hitcher (2007), April Fools Day (2008), Day of the Dead (2008), Its Alive (2008), Long Weekend (2008), Prom Night (2008), Friday the 13th (2009), The Last House on the Left (2009), My Bloody Valentine (2009), Night of the Demons (2009), Sorority Row (2009), The Stepfather (2009), And Soon the Darkness (2010), The Crazies (2010), I Spit on Your Grave (2010), Mothers Day (2010), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010), Piranha (2010), Dont Be Afraid of the Dark (2011), Fright Night (2011), Straw Dogs (2011), The Thing (2011), Maniac (2012), Carrie (2013), Evil Dead (2013), Patrick (2013) and Poltergeist (2015). The same year also two other films that substantially homaged/copied Texas with House of 1000 Corpses (2003) and Wrong Turn (2003).
Director Marcus Nispel subsequently went onto make a modernized tv mini-series remake of Frankenstein (2004); Pathfinder (2007), a brutal and bloody historical film about the meeting between Vikings and American Indians; the remake of Friday the 13th (2009); the big screen revival of Conan the Barbarian (2011); and Backmask/The Asylum/Exeter (2015).
Michael Bays Platinum Dunes production company went onto produce a substantial number of other horror remakes, including the abovementioned The Amityville Horror, The Hitcher, Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street, as well as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014). Platinum Dunes have also branched out into original genre films like Horsemen (2009), The Unborn (2009), The Purge (2013), Ouija (2014) and Project Almanac (2015).
(Nominee for Best Cinematography at this sites Best of 2003 Awards).