Vampire Academy is the latest entry in these Young Adult fantasy works. It is based on a series of books by American author Richelle Mead. These began with Vampire Academy (2007) and continued through Frostbite (2008), Shadow Kiss (2008), Blood Promise (2009), Spirit Bound (2010) and Last Sacrifice (2010). Mead also began a spinoff series featuring several of the supporting characters in Vampire Academy beginning with Bloodlines (2011), which is projected to run to six books when finished.
The book comes to the screen under director Mark Waters who first appeared with the acclaimed The House of Yes (1997). Waters has dabbled in a number of romantic comedies with High Heels (2004), Just Like Heaven (2005) and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), has made several teen girl films with the Lindsay Lohan vehicles Freaky Friday (2003) and Mean Girls (2004), as well as the childrens film The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) and the Jim Carrey vehicle Mr Poppers Penguins (2011). A far more promising prospect is the name of Daniel Waters, Marks older brother, who is known as the scriptwriter with the likes of Heathers (1989), The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990), Hudson Hawk (1991), Batman Returns (1992) and Demolition Man (1993), as well as the director of the quirkily appealing Sex and Death 101 (2007) that alas flopped upon release.
There is a lot of hate for Vampire Academy. The trailer for the film looked awful the vampire film spun as a vehicle pitched to bitchy teen girls. Even worse was the poster that proudly proclaimed the legend They Suck at School. The studio refused to hold any press previews always a bad sign for a film. The overall reaction from every adult I spoke to beforehand was one of general ridicule. I cannot say any of the pre-release gave me the slightest enthusiasm for the film I was expecting to write a review that went along the lines Well, at least Vampire Academy ranks better than Voodoo Academy (2000), but that is hardly saying much.
As the film opens, it starts to sink down towards all of the things that you are dreading. It seems to be conceived of as Twilight (2008) teenage vampires that have been cast for their dreamy good looks more than their acting ability by way of the Harry Potter series their being placed in a boarding school setting for the supernaturally empowered. (Figuring that there is not that much to the idea of teenagers going to school to learn how to be vampires, the story outfits the characters with magical abilities so it can do a Harry Potter magic school-type thing as well). Over all of this is the bitchy, catty teen girls thing that was a facet of Mark Waters Mean Girls. You also get switched off by some incredibly bad acting on display, most notably from Australian actress Lucy Fry who affects what must have been what somebody imagined a very posh British accent to be, which is overdone to the point it seems like a parody.
What we have is a far more honest vampire film for teenage girls than the Twilight series was. The Twilight films were a vampire story that was essentially about how an ordinary girl after some indecision finds the perfect, always attentive, hot-looking guy to settle down and make babies with. Beneath all its hyper-sexualised posturing, the message was the dreadfully conservative chastity movement one that said that a girl should deny all these hot guys that were wanting her, save herself and wait to find the perfect guy to settle down into a traditional marriage. Vampire Academy couldnt care about any of that. Its more like a bitchy high school drama where the school is stratified between cool and nerdy, girls are obsessed with hot looking guys and questions of who is dating who, who to go to the ball with, who is playing cruel pranks, of what can be gotten away with under the eyes of the teachers and so on.
The surprise is that despite itself Vampire Academy is halfway watchable. It takes a long time to get to the point where you feel like saying so. Daniel Waters script is peppered with a constant sense of humour and battery of sardonic one-liners where you get the impression he went in determined to deflate the po-faced seriousness of the Twilight wannabe that the producers clearly were intending to make. Indeed, there is a constant run of snide jokes thrown in the direction of the Twilight series Zoey Deutch lists the qualities of the moroi near the opening and pointedly adds and no, they dont sparkle, while one character is dismissively noted as being someone who writes Twilight fan-fiction. Most of the lines that Zoey Deutch gets especially the scenes with the visit to the mall come with a sarcastic amusement that makes the film go a long way further than it would otherwise. Even the ridiculous scene where the charm makes Zoey want to have sex with Danila Kozlovsky is made watchable through the wryly amused playing. Zoey Deutch the daughter of Lea Thompson and Howard Deutch, the director of 1980s films like Pretty in Pink (1986) and Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) and looking a dead ringer for a younger version of her mother ends up being the films ace in the hole. She seems the most on the ball actor present and gives the part just the right degree of sassy sarcasm, toughness and occasional vulnerability, making her clearly a name worth keeping an eye out for.
The main problem with Vampire Academy is that it is trying to compact a 300 page novel down into a 104 minute film. In order not to leave out any essential element or background character for the potential franchise that the producers were intending, little is trimmed, resulting in a very packed narrative. Not only is the film setting up a complex back mythology that involves three different races of vampires but also a system of magic and a lineage of vampire royalty. In between that, we are dealing with the various character backgrounds but also the introduction of the supporting characters and their relationships to the leads I am still not sure which group some of the supporting characters like Mia, Mason and Jesse belong to. The film opens abruptly in the midst of the two girls on the run in Oregon and it feels like an entire half-hour of backstory about what they are doing, why they fled the academy and why they are being hunted is missing. Frequently the film seems to skip from scene to scene so quickly that we never grasp what is happening the scene where Zoey Deutch is taken over by the love charm happens so quickly that it seems to come abruptly left field. Even the Harry Potter films were feeling strained packing 700 page books into 2½ hour films; as it is, Vampire Academy rarely gets the opportunity to open up beyond its packed exposition to dramatically entertain.