PRINCESS OF MARS
AVATAR OF MARS; THE MARTIAN COLONY WARS
A film version of the Burroughs book has been planned as far back as the 1970s, even an animated version touted in the 1930s, and announced at various points under directors such as John McTiernan, Jon Favreau, Robert Rodriguez and Kerry Conran of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004). This finally emerged with the big budget, live-action production John Carter (2012) from Pixars Andrew Stanton, the director of Finding Nemo (2003) and Wall-E (2008), with Taylor Kitsch as John Carter, Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris and Willem Dafoe as Tars Tarkas.
This version, Princess of Mars, has been produced by The Asylum. The Asylum are a B-budget production company who have specialized in the mockbuster films with titles designed to sound like big-budget hits of the moment when released on dvd shelves. These have included their own version of public domain works like War of the Worlds (2005), Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008), Sherlock Holmes (2009), The Three Musketeers (2011), Grimms Snow White (2012), Hansel and Gretel (2013), Jack the Giant Killer (2013) and Hercules Reborn (2014) when the respective big-screen versions came out, and other soundalike titles such as The Da Vinci Treasure (2006), Snakes on a Train (2006), AVH: Alien vs Hunter (2007), The Hitchhiker (2007), I Am Omega (2007), Transmorphers (2007), Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008), The Day the Earth Stopped (2008) 100 Million B.C. (2008), Sunday School Musical (2008), The 18 Year Old Virgin (2009), Almighty Thor (2011), Battle of Los Angeles (2011) and Age of the Hobbits (2012). (I shall leave you to guess which particular popular titles each of these is intended to imitate it is not particularly hard). In typical manner, The Asylum Princess of Mars as Avatar of Mars on cable tv in order to exploit the timeliness of James Camerons Avatar (2009).
With international copyright on Burroughs works having expired in 2000 (fifty years after Burroughs death) and the works now in public domain, there was nothing to stop The Asylum making this adaptation of A Princess of Mars and stealing Andrew Stantons thunder. They also made an adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs The Land That Time Forgot (2009) the same year. (Although for all that, Edgar Rice Burroughs receives no on-screen credit anywhere in the film). Director, writer, cinematographer, editor and general one-man band Mark Atkins had directed several other of The Asylums films with Evil Eyes (2004), Halloween Night (2006), Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls, Merlin and the War of the Dragons (2008), Dragonquest (2009), The Haunting of Winchester House (2009), Battle of Los Angeles, Sand Sharks (2011), Alien Origin (2012), Jack the Giant Killer (2013), Knight of the Dead (2013), Android Cop (2014), Dragons of Camelot (2014), P-51 Dragon Fighter (2014), A Perfect Vacation (2015), Road Wars (2015), Planet of the Sharks (2016), Empire of the Sharks (2017) and Jurassic School (2017).
What is surprising is that, though produced on one of The Asylums characteristically impoverished budgets, Princess of Mars emerges as halfway reasonable. It doesnt quite work but that is more due to reasons other than its treatment of the source material. Mark Atkins conducts some smart modern updatings of the story rather than being a Confederate soldier in the 19th Century, John Carter is now a Special Forces operative in modern Afghanistan. As opposed to passing out in a cave and being transported to Mars through American Indian mysticism, Carters materialisation on Mars comes via a military experiment (although how downloading Carters memory into a flash drive and a medical process that combines mental projection and repairing his near fatally damaged body works makes for a decidedly baffling wave of the hand explanation). In a nod towards astronomical reality, we learn that the Mars that Carter visits is not the Mars of the Solar System but an entirely different planet that has also been named Mars.
Once arrived on Mars, however, the film follows Burroughs plot reasonably faithfully. We get the Green Martian Tharks, Carters friendship with Tars Tarkas and how he wins his way up through the ranks; his rescue of Dejah Thoris and their subsequent love; the drama over the air-pumping stations; the rendering of Carters superpowers, including the ability to leap great distances; even little pieces like the impropriety of referring to Dejah Thoris as my princess. The plotting is slightly curtailed in scope and missing the war against Zodanga that unites the Red and Green Martians, no doubt due to the films low budget. In its stead has been invented a bizarre plot wherein an Afghan drug lord is also translated to the planet and becomes a super-villain who sort of inhabits the minor role of the Thark traitor Sarkoja (who was a woman in the book). A few other things have been curtailed the Tharks are green but are missing their four arms and are normal-sized instead of four metres tall. For some reason, the Martian pack animals, the Thoats, though digitally created have been rendered in approximate size but with only two instead of eight legs. Nor does Dejah Thoris come with copper skin and entirely naked as is supposed to be the Martian custom according to Burroughs.
While it is reasonably faithful to Edgar Rice Burroughs, on-screen Princess of Mars emerges as at best a routine planetary adventure. It may simply be that the approximate circumstances that served to create a classic work of adventure nearly a century ago no longer exist and the same material only translates routinely amid todays greater sophistication of the science-fiction genre. If anything, what Princess of Mars resembles is a B-budget planetary romance of the 1980s such as Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983), Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983), Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) or Gor (1987).
The major problem that Princess of Mars has is its casting. In the role of John Carter, we have male model/actor Antonio Sabato Jr, who had previously appeared as a regular on another planetary romance for tv, the underrated Earth 2 (1994-5). Sabatao, who regularly tops various Sexiest Man polls, is buffed and physically perfect for the role of John Carter. Unfortunately, Antonio Sabato holds the part in clear disdain. Surrounded by green-skinned lizard-like aliens, Sabato comes off more as a stand-up comic delivering glib quips. Placed in the Thark arena, for instance, he regales the watching audience: What is wrong with you Tharks? Dont you have reality tv? When he tries to play the part seriously, Sabato comes out exactly like he were the stocky and inexpressive bodybuilder hero of an Italian peplum of the 1960s. The other bad performance comes from Traci Lords. The former underage former porn star has eked out a minor clothed mainstream career in B-budget films of the 1990s. I cannot say I have a great liking of Traci Lords as a straight actress. She gives the perpetual impression that she is not happy with life in fact, I do not recall any role I have seen her in where she ever cracks a smile. Cast as the bikinied warrior princess, the sour-faced Lords proves useless aside from the basic physical assets not to mention at the age of 41 is ever-so-slightly too old for this type of role (even though she looks remarkably well preserved).
Where Princess of Mars falls down considerably is the introduction of the character of the Afghan drug dealer Sarka (Chacko Vadaketh) in the last quarter. The film never credibly establishes why the US military incarnate the same treacherous drug dealer who shot Antonio Sabato Jr. on the planet as well. In no time at all, Sarka suddenly develops evil super-villain motivations and wants to marry Dejah Thoris and conduct a stranglehold over the planet by turning off the air-purifying plants. The battling that goes on between Chacko Vadaketh and Antonio Sabato Jr. is noted for Sabatos laughable delivery of lines like Youre a shitty opium dealer, youre a shitty tea seller and now youre a shitty destroyer of the world. The scene has to be seen for the remarkable lack of intonation with which Antonio Sabato delivers such a line. The climax of the film is also rather funny, borrowing a leaf from Total Recall (1990)s instantaneous regeneration of planetary atmosphere.
The visual effects are better than might be expected. They are far more competent than is usually the case for The Asylums films. The giant spiders and Thoats are reasonably convincing. The only point the effects work shows through is Antonio Sabato Jr.s battle with the spiderlings where the scene keeps cutting between a wide angle shot of Sabato fighting on top of it, which is obscured by dust, and a closeup, which is clearly him sitting on the back of a mock-up. The Thark makeup also looks extremely uneven there are scenes where we can clearly see the mouth and eyes of the actors beneath the appliance.