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The idea of a sequel to The Thing has been sporadically announced over the ensuing decades with one version to have been directed by Rob Bottin, the creator of the way-out makeup effects in the original. This eventually emerged with The Thing 2011 that comes pitched amid the 00s fad that has strip-mined just about every 1970s/80s horror film as a remake. Others amid these include the likes of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Toolbox Murders (2003), Willard (2003), Dawn of the Dead (2004), The Amityville Horror (2005), Assault on Precinct 13 (2005), The Fog (2005), Black Christmas (2006), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), The Omen (2006), Sisters (2006), When a Stranger Calls (2006), The Wicker Man (2006), Halloween (2007), The Hitcher (2007), April Fools Day (2008) (2008), Day of the Dead (2008), Its Alive (2008), Prom Night (2008), Friday the 13th (2009), The Last House on the Left (2009), My Bloody Valentine (2009), Night of the Demons (2009), Sorority Row (2009), The Stepfather (2009), And Soon the Darkness (2010), The Crazies (2010), I Spit on Your Grave (2010), Mothers Day (2010), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010), Piranha (2010), Dont Be Afraid of the Dark (2011), Fright Night (2011) and Straw Dogs (2011). The difference to most of these other remakes is that, though it shares the same name as the original, The Thing 2011 is sold as a prequel as opposed to a remake, telling the story of the Norwegians that we see in the opening scenes of The Thing 1982. That said, The Thing 2011 copies and conducts variations on most of the major scenes in the original such that it is a remake in all but name. Thus we have scenes where people walk through the base torching The Thing with flamethrowers; lock others in the shed; where the huskies are attacked; a variant of the walking spider head sequence but conducted on a much larger scale and so on. The Thing 2011 never copies the famous blood test scene but has a very similar scene where Mary Elizabeth Winstead conducts an examination of each persons fillings (with The Thing now having developed the vulnerability of not being able to replicate non-organic parts that it never seemed to have in the first film). The result is not unakin to the big-screen version of Star Trek (2009) where the filmmakers appear to be conducting a remake/reboot of the original, yet are also trying to tie in elements of established continuity resulting in the oddity of two versions of the same events that seem to happen in the same universe (here even straight after the other) with minor differences. At least in regard to continuity, the remake makes all effort to tie in and explain how the alien ship was found in a crater in the icepack, show the block of ice being dug out, offer explanation for images such as the two charred bodies melded into one and the man sitting at the chair dripping frozen icicles of blood from his wrist, while the end credits are interspersed with a set of scenes that tie everything up to the opening of The Thing 1982. The complaint one might make is that this has become a US-washed version of the events leading up to the first film a term this author has coined to refer to films that remake or adapt a foreign original and rewrite them with generic American locations and characters presumably because American audiences are so xenophobic they are unable to handle the sight of foreign places and people. While the film does take place on a Norwegian base, the remake writes in American leading characters and has English spoken for the bulk of the film in order to carry The Thing 2011 to Middle America. To its credit, the film (which comes from a Dutch director) has employed a number of Norwegian or at least Scandinavian actors and has the supporting characters speaking in Norwegian for a reasonable part of the film. All of that said, The Thing 2011 falls into the same set of problems that almost all of the abovementioned remakes do it rehashes but fails to better an infinitely superior original. I would probably have liked The Thing 2011 a good deal more if it had been its own film and came without the The Thing pedigree. In that it chooses to do so, one cannot help but compare it to the original at which the remake/prequel merely stands in its shadow. The Thing effects seem routinely wild and way out but lack the true phantasmagoric horror that seeing the original did for the very first time. Air bladder effects have become replaced by CGI effects. Certainly, these do produce some nightmarish creations the Lovecraftian creature inside the spaceship but many of them lack the outré vision that John Carpenter gave to each of The Things appearance in the original and seem to be down around no more than the level of tentacles penetrating peoples chests. There are a couple of exceptions where Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. does get the mix right one being the vision of the Kim Bubbs transforming into an alien maw and then her tentacled female torso trying to dig into and devour the man she attacks; the other being the variation on the spider head walk sequence where the creature this time becomes an entire body spider-walking along and then attaching itself to and trying to meld into a living person lying on the floor. It is here and in the degree of paranoia that Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. evinces in the filling test scene where he demonstrates a good grasp of what John Carpenter did to make the original so unique. Certainly, someone coming to see The Thing 2011 without any prior knowledge of the other film might well come away moderately impressed.
(Nominee for Best Makeup Effects at this sites Best of 2011 Awards).
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