THE WILD, WILD PLANET
THE GALAXY CRIMINALS
(I Criminali della Galassia)
The Wild, Wild Planet has a colourful bizarreness to it. It stirs an entertainingly schlocky B-movie plot the principal threat consists of mini-skirted women with superhuman strength, accompanied by bald-headed heavies in dark sunglasses and black rainslickers that hide four sets of arms, who shrink people down to doll-size and then transport them in suitcases. There is an earnestly naive charm to the primitive effects all Flash Gordon rocket ships and flying cars cruising on wires between obvious model buildings and sets that disguise their lack of budget with draped curtains. The film is made with an appealing 1960s modishness there is a stab at creating a vision of an interstellar jetset society with people driving bubble cars and women in Euro-style mini-skirts and beehives. As the mad scientist of the show, Massimo Serato gives a wonderfully supercilious, slimy performance.
Despite throwing up such an outre and colourful plot, the way Antonio Margheriti allows it all to transpire on screen is pedestrian and dull. This wild skew of ideas gets lost in a murky plot. The story never deigns to make it clear how Nurmi is intending to create his genetic master race and what exactly his mini-skirted super-woman and four-armed zombies have to do with it, nor why his master race seems to require people being shrunken to doll-size. Or for that matter exactly how his scheme to graft half his body with half that of the heroine will achieve this. The film seems trapped down at the level of a B detective-come-mad scientist film while never achieving the grandiose interstellar naivete and charm of a Flash Gordon serial that it initially briefly suggests it might.
The film, which was made under a title that translates as The Galaxy Criminals, appears to have been named The Wild, Wild Planet in US release in an effort to capitalise on the success of the gonzo Western/spy tv series The Wild, Wild West (1965-9).
Antonio Margheritis other genre films are:- Assignment Outer Space (1960), Battle of the Worlds (1961), the Gothic Castle of Blood (1964), the peplum Devil Against the Son of Hercules (1964), the peplum Hercules, Prisoner of Evil (1964), the Gothic The Long Hair of Death (1964), the Gothic The Virgin of Nuremberg (1964), War of the Planets (1965), the spy film Lightning Bolt (1966), War Between the Planets (1966), The Snow Devils (1967), the giallo The Young, The Evil and the Savage (1968), the giallo The Unnaturals (1969), the invisibility comedy Mr Superinvisible (1970), the Gothic Web of the Spider (1971), the giallo Seven Dead in the Cats Eye (1973), the gonzo Western comedy Whiskey and Ghosts (1976), the cannibalistic Vietnam Vets film Cannibal Apocalypse/Cannibals in the Streets (1980), the adventure film Hunters of the Golden Cobra (1982), the post-holocaust barbarian film Yor, The Hunter from the Future (1983), the adventure film The Ark of the Sun God (1984), Treasure Island in Outer Space (mini-series, 1987), the alien nasty film Alien from the Deep (1989) and the sf/action film Virtual Weapon (1997).